Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great [[fall.]] All the [[king's horses]] and all the [[king's men,]] Couldn't put Humpty together [[again.]]

Humpty fell once again, [[shattering]] himself as he fell to the [[ground]]

The king's horses watched from afar as Humpty fell once again from the wall, glaring at one another with a [[tiresome]] look.

Two of the men arrived to which they [[laughed]] at Humpty's demise.

''YEP'', again! After the ''23''rd [[time]], Humpty Dumpty couldn't be put together once again!

Instead of helping the king's men with Humpty, they continued to eat their long afternoon [[lunch.]]

The runny, gross (text-colour:yellow)[yellow][[ //splattered//->Humpty Dumpty]] on the wall.

The [[squirrels and birds]] coming to lick the egg yolk from the grass.

Running in horror by the disgust of the taste, not caring for the broken [[eggshell->Humpty Dumpty]] beside them.

"You know?" the now broken Humpty said, "whoever decided to create me as a [[talking egg]] that constantly breaks from the most simple falls, I got a bone to pick with ''you''."

"So, is this the 20th or 21st time this year?" one of the men asked [[Humpty.]]

"The 23rd" Humpty said disappointedly, to which the men continued their [[laughter.]]

"Humpty, I don't know how this always happens" said the second men. "The king even had the wall become a little smaller to prevent this same problem." "Hey, he's called //Humpty Dumpty// for a reason." and the two continued their teasing as they carried Humpty to the [[hospital.]]

While at the hospital, the doctor made it very clear to Humpty, "If you fall down again, none of the king's horses and none of the king's men will work together to put you together again!" "Do I make myself clear?" Humpty shook his head in [[arguement]]

"Like come on, I couldn't be a //hard-boiled// talking [[egg->Humpty Dumpty]]?"

The next day, Humpty went on a walk but felt exhausted as his feet were sore so he saw a small brick wall to sit on for a few [[minutes]]

And would you believe what happens next? [[GUESS]]

Guess what happened to [[Humpty Dumpty]]

Relaxing and catching some rest afterwards while watching [[Humpty's->Humpty Dumpty]] broken shell.